It was a drop-dead gorgeous day. The sun was winking at me provocatively, the sky was as blue as a fairy’s butt, and it was purgatory warm. I was on my way to work, on time for a change! It was so nice out in fact, I was distracted by everything, the wind blowing through my hair like lover’s breath, waving to puppies, kittens, unicorns, and small children, and singing along with “Good Morning Baltimore” from Hairspray, at the top of my lungs of course. Unsurprisingly, I missed my first turn. I could take the next left though, but no one would let me over. No “Nicest Kids in Town” today! Eventually made my way to the far left lane, only to see my second turn option in the rear view. ugh… The next left was in sight though! Apparently “It Takes Two” missed turns for me to learn a lesson. Construction. Grr… “(The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs” making me as mad a baby whose binkie is jjuusstt out of reach. ...